I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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