Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Boobs are out for the taking
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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