You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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