When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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