foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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