My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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