question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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