Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Houston, we have a squirter
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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