your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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