i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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