Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Use "feeling words"
Yay
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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