is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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