Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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