The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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