I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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