And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
