it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass π€·πΌββοΈ
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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