youre lurking in front of me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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