So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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