he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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