Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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