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i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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