"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i drank out of a bidet.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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