Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
he quoted the bible to break up with me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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