if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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