I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize