just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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