Sponge bath it is.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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