we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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