so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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