You're completely useless in the revolution.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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