I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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