Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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