i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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