Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
