I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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