my mouth tastes like poor choices
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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