Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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