Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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