OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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