Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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