The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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