Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
