And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
do herpes really smell.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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