I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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