I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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