I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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