i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
