:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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