question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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