question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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