I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i think i just lost a toe
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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