Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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