Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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