They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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