when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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